What’s Coming Up? 201810, Black Sea A Preview (Broadcast Dates 30 Jun and 1 Jul 2018)

The last race of the season, and only 5 points in it. Everything is there to be won, everything is there to be lost. Luck vs skill; which one will get you through and when? We ponder this thought, but find no comfort here.

The pit crew resembles the aftermath of a football brawl. Kirkus takes what he has left, assembles a half-decent collection, and hopes for the best.

Where’s Waldo?

Who?

Exactly.

We take a fresh look at the role of reserve drivers, and how to exploit them for fun and profit.

But then we return to the vexed question of why the factory does not seem to generate as many improvement points / percent as it claims it does, and explore a new theory on the subject.

Unfortunately the mystery continues. We ask the devs to throw us a bone on this, but whether they will…

Freddie finally gets to see his own bed for the first time in 11 months. Whether anyone else is in it when he gets home is a question which is yet to be answered. Probably not because he’s later out blabbing to Luke Finlay-Maxwell.

Gary rolls the dice on upgrading our production parts, then has to cut and run to the carry over parts.

Winston Margate is still hovering around first position in the APS. He’s harder to get rid of than flies at a barbecue. In the WMC, things are looking grim for the Italians. Can they stage a comeback, or will the Germans get their revenge on the rest of the world for their World Cup debacle?

Silvia’s scouting centre continues to yield a bountiful harvest of deadbeats and people who aren’t prepared to talk to us.

Tyres and Black Sea don’t mix. We contemplate a way to work around this.

Ernie Heckelrock attempts to butter Kirkus up to try to help buffer him from being “Blattered”. Unfortunately butter is a little cheap to buy Kirkus.

All this and maybe a little more coming up in the leadup to the final race of virtual 2018 at the Black Sea.

What’s Coming Up? 201808, Tondela C Preview (Broadcast Dates 16 and 17 Jun 2018)

Is Kirkus a genius? More to the point, is Kirkus going to tell the world that he’s a genius? Or would that cause him to look in a mirror and see Gomes’ reflection?

We look into the mysteries of how potential pit crew candidates are selected. We don’t exactly reach a conclusion, but find some things to chew over for the future.

Kirkus faces an ethical dilemma in salary negotiations, and to his surprise finds that he apparently has some. Naturally Max provides vital relationship counselling in his ultra-diplomatic way.

Freddie sees the light at the end of the tunnel as he constructs the last of the production parts for this year, and moves on to the carry over parts. After that he may actually get to see his own bed for the first time in 11 months.

We contemplate the tyre usage at Tondela and find that my report to Kirkus is 10% hope and 90% fantasy on that point.

Sara takes to the road on 2 wheels, and Silvia will settle for as many wheels as she can get to get away from Kirkus’ glare after we find out that the level 2 scouting centre has been a very expensive bust.

Once again we face the thorny question of how far we’re prepared to back ourselves with our sponsor choices. As usual the answer is “Well” and “Maybe” with a layer of “but”.

All that and probably a bit more in the leadup episode to race 8 in Tondela, Portugal.

What’s Coming Up? 201807, Guildford A Preview (Broadcast Dates 09 and 10 Jun 2018)

The Leadup

Sara apparently turned champagne into a deadly weapon, if one is to believe a priggish town council representative. Kirkus deals with the fallout.

We do a post mortem on Munich and contemplate the choice of staying out on the wrong tyres vs coming in for an extra refuelling pit, looking at some data centre numbers from Munich.

Celebration time! Silvia’s level 2 scouting centre arrives. Was it worth the $5 million? We’ll see. Unfortunately her scouting on pit crew, well…

At least we’re not paying the amount for drivers that ONE team is. Which one? Tune in and see!

In the sordid world of motorsport politics, we look at whether suspension systems will be made spec for 2019, leaving only three parts (engine, brakes and gearbox) being able to be developed. Just by coincidence, those are Freddie’s three strong suits. How do you think we’ll vote?

Freddie, Gary and Kirkus hatch a devious plan to get a new part into use early using one of Freddie’s custom components.

We sign on another new sponsor, and yet again get less than we had been. The A sponsors are for the most part out there in 2019.

And at the end of all that we pack our galoshes, raincoats and umbrellas, and board a BA flight to Heathrow.

Before The Lights

Nobody is getting out of here in only 2 pits.

Lightning flashes, thunder roars, and the odds of at least one crash are very short indeed.

At least in the GT series you have a roof, a nice comfy heater and a stereo system to tune into the latest hits.

In an open wheeler, there’s nothing but Nomex and a helmet between you and the delightful English weather.

European Racing Series, 2018 Team Rosters

Having trouble remembering who is in which team as you’re watching the episodes? I’ve prepared this quick reference guide to help you out!

Yes, it might be better in a table, but tables tend to spill over into the right pane so we need to play around with our site style a little more.

  • Faith Anthony , F, United States, 28 Feb 1982, Octane Racing (Main)
  • Waldemar Bica Bernardo , M, Brazil, 01 Jan 1997, Scuderia Quantistica (Reserve)
  • Bruno Cabral , M, Portugal, 27 Sep 1998, Silva Racing (Reserve)
  • Amanda Cavalcanti , F, Brazil, 16 Sep 1995, Ozu Motor Team (Main)
  • Nick Chu , M, Thailand, 23 Feb 1998, ZRT Autosport (Main)
  • Michelle Cooper , F, New Zealand, 19 Oct 1984, Dragon Race Team China (Reserve)
  • Cristiano De Oeste , M, Argentina, 19 Oct 1995, Vexala Motorsport (Main)
  • Aurélie Dembélé , F, France, 16 Jun 1983, ZRT Autosport (Reserve)
  • Claudia Dreyfuss , F, Germany, 18 Jun 1998, Dragon Race Team China (Main)
  • Adrian Earle , M, UK, 08 Jul 1987, Octane Racing (Reserve)
  • Mustafa El Sadat , M, Egypt, 18 Aug 1993, Archer BMR (Main)
  • Jean-Pierre Gérard , M, France, 01 Dec 1991, Firebird MRT (Reserve)
  • André Gomes , M, Brazil, 28 Feb 1994, Scuderia Quantistica (Main)
  • Agostino Iannizzi , M, Italy, 01 Jan 1997, Silva Racing (Main)
  • Hong Liào , M, China, 20 Oct 1998, Dragon Race Team China (Main)
  • Luigi Marchetta , M, Italy, 22 Apr 1984, Octane Racing (Main)
  • Eduardo Melo , M, Brazil, 20 Mar 1993, Silva Racing (Main)
  • Alex Rogers , M, UK, 21 Jan 1982, Archer BMR (Main)
  • André Sabado , M, Brazil, 23 Apr 1985, Firebird MRT (Main)
  • Ines Santa Ana , F, Argentina, 29 May 1992, Vexala Motorsport (Main)
  • Simone Santore , F, Italy, 24 Oct 1991, Vexala Motorsport (Reserve)
  • Malcolm Sidwell , M, UK, 01 Jan 1998, Firebird MRT (Main)
  • Niccolo’ Strambi , M, Italy, 15 Jan 1991, Ozu Motor Team (Main)
  • Sara Thomas , F, Ireland, 03 Sep 1993, Scuderia Quantistica (Main)
  • Ebony Tyler , F, UK, 06 Oct 1998, Krüger Motorsport (Main)
  • Sergio Valdés , M, Spain, 04 Mar 1996, ZRT Autosport (Main)
  • Jaidee Veerapol , F, Thailand, 24 May 1993, Krüger Motorsport (Reserve)
  • Mami Watanuki , F, Japan, 01 Jan 1996, Ozu Motor Team (Reserve)
  • Peter Young , M, UK, 14 Jan 1985, Archer BMR (Reserve)
  • Austin Zarate , M, Indonesia, 28 Jan 1991, Krüger Motorsport (Main)

If you want to search by team instead (much as the boss will not be pleased about Archer appearing at the top):

  • Mustafa El Sadat , M, Egypt, 18 Aug 1993, Archer BMR (Main)
  • Alex Rogers , M, UK, 21 Jan 1982, Archer BMR (Main)
  • Peter Young , M, UK, 14 Jan 1985, Archer BMR (Reserve)
  • Michelle Cooper , F, New Zealand, 19 Oct 1984, Dragon Race Team China (Reserve)
  • Claudia Dreyfuss , F, Germany, 18 Jun 1998, Dragon Race Team China (Main)
  • Hong Liào , M, China, 20 Oct 1998, Dragon Race Team China (Main)
  • Jean-Pierre Gérard , M, France, 01 Dec 1991, Firebird MRT (Reserve)
  • André Sabado , M, Brazil, 23 Apr 1985, Firebird MRT (Main)
  • Malcolm Sidwell , M, UK, 01 Jan 1998, Firebird MRT (Main)
  • Ebony Tyler , F, UK, 06 Oct 1998, Krüger Motorsport (Main)
  • Jaidee Veerapol , F, Thailand, 24 May 1993, Krüger Motorsport (Reserve)
  • Austin Zarate , M, Indonesia, 28 Jan 1991, Krüger Motorsport (Main)
  • Faith Anthony , F, United States, 28 Feb 1982, Octane Racing (Main)
  • Adrian Earle , M, UK, 08 Jul 1987, Octane Racing (Reserve)
  • Luigi Marchetta , M, Italy, 22 Apr 1984, Octane Racing (Main)
  • Amanda Cavalcanti , F, Brazil, 16 Sep 1995, Ozu Motor Team (Main)
  • Niccolo’ Strambi , M, Italy, 15 Jan 1991, Ozu Motor Team (Main)
  • Mami Watanuki , F, Japan, 01 Jan 1996, Ozu Motor Team (Reserve)
  • Waldemar Bica Bernardo , M, Brazil, 01 Jan 1997, Scuderia Quantistica (Reserve)
  • André Gomes , M, Brazil, 28 Feb 1994, Scuderia Quantistica (Main)
  • Sara Thomas , F, Ireland, 03 Sep 1993, Scuderia Quantistica (Main)
  • Bruno Cabral , M, Portugal, 27 Sep 1998, Silva Racing (Reserve)
  • Agostino Iannizzi , M, Italy, 01 Jan 1997, Silva Racing (Main)
  • Eduardo Melo , M, Brazil, 20 Mar 1993, Silva Racing (Main)
  • Cristiano De Oeste , M, Argentina, 19 Oct 1995, Vexala Motorsport (Main)
  • Ines Santa Ana , F, Argentina, 29 May 1992, Vexala Motorsport (Main)
  • Simone Santore , F, Italy, 24 Oct 1991, Vexala Motorsport (Reserve)
  • Nick Chu , M, Thailand, 23 Feb 1998, ZRT Autosport (Main)
  • Aurélie Dembélé , F, France, 16 Jun 1983, ZRT Autosport (Reserve)
  • Sergio Valdés , M, Spain, 04 Mar 1996, ZRT Autosport (Main)